A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that, under two conditions: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Keith and I'm going to a Halloween party."
4 comments:
Oy Vey!
I know, it's bad, but I couldn't resist! In the original joke, the "Nun's" name was actually Kevin, which I changed to Keith in deference to my brother. It's a real groaner, so I figured I should at least be diplomatic.
So when is the party? What time do we show up?
Jen
Jen, you all come on anytime you want! Most people never forget my street name once they know it, so I bet you already know where to come, right? :-)
Addie
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